Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
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I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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