We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
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I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
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please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag