Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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