Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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