your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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