i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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