So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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