drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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