In the future we'll all be gay
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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