we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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