Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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