i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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