if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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