i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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