Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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