did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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