no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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