In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Randomize
