problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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