it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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