The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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