They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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