god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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