Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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