go do what you do best...puke behind churches
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He? As in you personified your dick?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
