absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
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so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone