what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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