I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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