Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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