Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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