He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
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i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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