well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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