the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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