u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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