I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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