It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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