I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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