Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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