He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
so that wasnt chicken after all
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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