But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
where are you?
Hypothermia
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I just gargled with NyQuil
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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