Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
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sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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