I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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