do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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