Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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