Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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