Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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