I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Randomize
