i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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