dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
