so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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