come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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