this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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