I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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